Ed: One long contribution that we have found to be good enough to be christened Issue 1.1....
Dear ed, She is, of course, still
un-involve with any of the above mentioned… but doesn't it amaze you that she has surpassed her 'brothers' in the art of fishing?
We are waiting for ISSUE 2!!!!!
Here's a contribution….
Apparently you pple at VII overlooked a certain character from the highly publicized block in your last issue….
We have been receiving
ICQ messages of a certain graduating rugger from the block with 'cannot make it gals' expressing his interest for the 'sister' of the male leads EH 119260. True/False?
Also this
certain lady, like her 'brothers', has learnt to cast her net wide. Not only has she baited this respected senior, she is seen regularly in the room of one of the most famous adventurer of Singapore in the adjacent block. Now that
the first two blocks has been settled. She is seen frequenting the soccer temple, regularly in the presence of one of our most promising soccer players, a potential soccer captain. Of course to avoid any domestic conflicts and
hints of 'incestuous behavior', she has chosen to leave her base untouched. Maybe it's because she has failed to meet with any success? News has it too that she is one of the first females (we dare say FIRST) in our hall to get
accquainted with an import of a winning sport that had won by a gigantic margin. Looks like we have someone with a taste for the rugged (no pun intended) and the most high profiled. Only natural since she is one of the most high
profiled freshman we have around here. What's more, from her recent encounters at parties, we can safely conclude that she holds an amazing attraction to those who come from a different race. We have to remember that she managed to
snare a friend of her 'brothers', who also happens to be a rugger and not Chinese AND she was the happening devil who is known to be dancing with different guys at different parties only to throw them aside to 'avoid any
misunderstandings'. Of course we shan't forget to mention that one of them happens to be a high profiled mister who is involved with our hall in the alumni way…
So if you are her… we dare say that this
contribution would go straight to the Delete Folder?
Voices3.
Ed: Thanks Voices3 for the report - rest assured that Issue 2 will be out real soon, hold your breath people! And as for who I am, well if I were her do you think I'd be so obvious as not to publish this? :) This is what we want, people - more articles! Keep them coming!